How it was before Typescript….

A short fun-story on life of a man before Typescript !

Not very long ago, a man with undefined future dealing with too many unexpected closures in his life was often seen making promises behind the scenes. Even though the promises he made were void, that they would just resolve to nothing, yet he would await their responses forever. How could he know that he would be betrayed? It would seem like there were no errors in his methods to other listeners, and that he was functioning as expected. But, how could they understand his inner pain by just listening to external events? How could they fathom that it was slowly getting out of his scope without him realizing it? How could they possibly understand his pain of figuring out the return values in his life from deeply nested functions that he performed daily? The agony of trying to iterate through all the beliefs only to realize later that they are empty is a burden that only he can bear.

Even in his home, devoid of any kind of proper treatment, he often tried to squash the bugs, alone. In the middle of the night, he stared at the gloomy moon wishing the union with the girl of his dreams. Had he got the chance to interface with this girl that he wished for regularly, more than half of his recursive problems would be solved. However, he was afraid to ask her out. What if she said, “You are not my type”, or something like “ You do not have what is necessary to implement my demand”. He often tried to record these feelings, but he didn’t have the means to do so. With their clumsy ways, his neighbors used to extend their sympathy towards him, but where was he bellowing from? They could never know. Afraid of null and unknown, he couldn’t assert what is right and what is wrong. He tried to narrow down his infinite problems to a small set of objects, but just by prototyping the solution (that’s all he could do), he realized that he hadn’t inherited the will to move toward the future.

He tried to switch his poor mentality to higher order and level to achieve safety and peace of mind, but he couldn’t due to his highly dynamic mind leading to overthinking and depression. Slowly, he withered away, unable to generalize the solution to his problem.

P.S: How was the story? JavaScript is an amazing programming language with a never-ending learning process, but Typescript makes it even better. I used keywords of JavaScript and Typescript as much as I could to make it fun. Do share it with your friends and upvote it if you like it!